erhaps that was a bit too dramatic. Today merely marks a milestone. Today I was asked if I qualified for the senior discount. In response to my apparently confused look, the clerk clarified that she was asking if I was 55 because I have grey hair. >_<
Where's the good news in this? I can only assume that the vast majority of people do not get any noticeable grey hair until they reach a minimum age of 55. Rejoice, people!
Addendum: C. was horrified. This raises the count of the number of times I've seen her struck speechless to 1.